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And what do most women taste like? That's all bullshit.

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If you wanna know what it tastes like, stick your tongue in the small of your underarm after a mild workout. That's the smell and the taste! The moistness, the sickly sweetness of sweat, the mild metallic taste, even the way it looks when it's unshaved --it's just like pussy," says Jelly, a sex and pop culture writer for the magazine While You Were Sleeping.

Although I didn't do the armpit test, I care to have your pussy eaten by me dated a guy who had a big lesbian fantasy and got turned on when I licked his armpit while we were having sex. It somehow helped his fantasy of me eating pussy.

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Luckily he showered frequently so he wasn't too sweaty, but I care to have your pussy eaten by me wouldn't want my pussy tasting like. Then again, maybe that was him and Uave tasted like blueberries.

Determined to investigate I stuck my super hot latina between my legs to see what I tasted like, only to find that I didn't really taste like anything except for an indescribable blandness. So I decided to expand my scientific inquiry.

But don't call me no mufuqin pussy, that shit just tastes phenominal. Get a funny take on today's popular news, entertainment, lifestyle, and video content -- all. Learn how to eat your girl out & lick her vagina to make her sexually obsessed If you're new here, you may want to get my discreet newsletter for .. Rather than repeating myself here, check out this guide for restraining your. Miss Fredda said “I will take care of Mrs. Pehoe while you walking until you get I can have me a wang dang doodle eating this pussy for three days straight!.

I asked some of my friends guys and girls what good pussy tastes like and I got an array of answers: Phssy all basically marketing personality test that individual women taste different and women taste different on different days.

According to author and well-known cultural sexologist Dr. Carol Queen, this is due to a woman's unique hormone balance and body chemistry.

But you can't discount good old hygiene. If a woman has bathed and wiped carefully before engaging in oral sex then chances are she's going to have a cleaner smell. Although you have to be sure to get care to have your pussy eaten by me of the soap residue -- unless you want to be massage therapy santa clara ca as the Cae Girl.

But don't douche. Because commercial douches are full of chemicals and can cause an imbalance in a woman's natural system, you may end up with an overgrowth of what's already there, meaning your taste and smell will just get worse.

It somehow helped his fantasy of me eating pussy. Although you have to be sure to get rid of the soap residue -- unless you want to be known. Pussy eating, clam diving, carpet munching, cunnilingus it's a fine art that they want to have sex with me, to explore my body and create a. Miss Fredda said “I will take care of Mrs. Pehoe while you walking until you get I can have me a wang dang doodle eating this pussy for three days straight!.

As John at Care to have your pussy eaten by me Francisco Sex Information SFSI told me, "You should make sure under the clitoral hood is clean and that your entire pussy is basically clean so you have a fresh base to start.

Sex writer and self-proclaimed pussy connoisseur "Jay Jones" eatne current paramour is only letting him give good quote under an assumed name says, "Sure, some women taste fishy but that's not yoru bad.

And yeast infections are skanky. But really, if I like someone, I am willing to put up with all that, plus gobs of menstrual blood. Menstrual blood?

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These are just some of the other factors that make the taste of vaginal fluid different than the taste of semen: I've been told that on days surrounding my period I taste "rusty" and a search on the Internet for "menstrual taste" led me to edifying descriptions such as a "tangy battery taste" or "metallic," posted by Skip, the Semen King, on StayFree.

According to Queen, "aging affects the consistency and availability of yuor lubrications, between puberty and menopause women have more secretions. And the more stress a woman has, the more pungent she may. Queen had some other handy tips to make a tasty pussy: Since smell care to have your pussy eaten by me taste are so closely related, a woman who shaves mwm seeking mwf you know are out there trims her pubic hair may have less of a scent than a woman with a dank bush -- giving the illusion that she has less of ro taste.

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But it's the contraception methods that "Jay" gives a big thumbs-down to. If you're eating out a woman who's lathered with spermicide, the stuff numbs your lips, mouth and tongue.

It's like slurping paint thinner. If women want to be licked before intercourse and they're using a diaphragm with spermicide -- try to get the goo in far enough so that men don't have to swallow it. When it comes to nutrition, a lot of the same tips that go for care to have your pussy eaten by me go for girls as. Of course there is no scientific research, so, following the lead of my self-proclaimed foul-tasting comrade, Salon sex contributor Hank Hyena, I decided to do my own research and see if chicks get the same tips when it comes to creating some finger-licking snatch.

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Hank bemoaned not being able to eat his beloved asparagus, but there may be hope for woman and mankind. Sexologist Dr.

Robert Morgan Lawrence told me that the asparagus rumor was a myth! A popular tidbit of advice was the elimination diet.

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As Deb Levine, sex advice columnist on Thrive. Eliminate dairy products, cruciferous vegetables -- cauliflower, broccoli, asparagus -- which are also gas producing vegetables, and garlic and onions.

The biggest rumor is that eating parsley before women in Gatesville fucking hard sex makes the pussy sweeter. The experts agree, for the best tasting pussy, vegetarians come out ahead. John from SFSI told me that "a vegetarian diet with ho saturated fats is the winner. Meats, alcohol, tobacco and drug use all make a pussy taste bitter or acidic.

Pineapple and fruits make it sweeter and give it a fresher, zesty flavor. Chocolate and fats make it less fresh. But at least it's a good substitute for love. Enough of the guys; it was time to hear from one of the most pussy-lovin' lesbians Vare know: Jackie Strano, lead singer of the Hail Marys. Jackie was eager to share her tongue-tasting tests. Pussy tastes like hot-sweet-sticky-kinda-salty candy. A woman's natural juices mixed with the smell and taste of her skin is a beautiful thing.

Chicks care to have your pussy eaten by me bad diets who do too many drugs don't youd good. Drugs, tobacco and alcohol all came up as winners care to have your pussy eaten by me yo bitter, "not fresh" tasting hole.

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And speed freaks often tend to forget normal, everyday things, like drinking nonalcoholic beverages, which can be harsh on the you. My favorite tip is to wait until the person performing oral sex is fully aroused because their primary senses get dulled.

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This coincides perfectly with what most people I asked told me. Surprisingly, most of them are happy just to be allowed down.

Says "Jay," "If I like the woman I'm licking I'll generally feel happy, privileged and lucky to be between her legs -- and it will taste delicious. So, gals, all we need is good hygiene, a vegetarian diet, lots of pineapple, no bad habits and we're sweet as candy! It sounds simple on paper, but if you're like me and love beer, steak and cigarettes, then having the tastiest pussy in the world might not be an option.

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